{"id":134,"date":"2016-05-29T10:34:06","date_gmt":"2016-05-29T10:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coffeebean.mallinidesign.com\/?p=134"},"modified":"2023-01-24T16:20:05","modified_gmt":"2023-01-24T16:20:05","slug":"hello-morbo-hows-the-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miguelcordovil.com\/photography\/2016\/05\/29\/hello-morbo-hows-the-family\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello Morbo, how’s the family?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Internet. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! But existing is basically all I do! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Internet. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! But existing is basically all […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[8,9],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-daily","category-life","tag-customers","tag-official","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelcordovil.com\/photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelcordovil.com\/photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelcordovil.com\/photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelcordovil.com\/photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelcordovil.com\/photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miguelcordovil.com\/photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelcordovil.com\/photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelcordovil.com\/photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelcordovil.com\/photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}